Jenny McCarthy is 39 years old and this is her second Playboy cover. Her first was in 1994 when she was..um...I'm not good at math...that was 18 years ago and she was - uh 21. Yeah, that's it. That just hurt my brain a little. 1994 was an awesome year - Jenny was young and John Travolta made a big movie comeback in a gritty action role. Now Jenny is old and the only part Travolta could successfully play onscreen these days is Marcus Bachmann.

Jenny has been doing a lot of promotion for this lately and she's telling everyone who cares that she's "Really proud of it. The pictures are really gorgeous and classy. They could be out of W magazine," she tells PEOPLE. They're really elegant. It's probably a lot more sophisticated than a lot of the stuff you'd see of people with their clothes on."

You may have noticed that the sharpness feature has been turned waaaaaaaaaaay down for this pictorial. She looks so smooth she looks like a slab of butter in a dish. Recently I've been into blue eyed blondes but I don't think I could put up being around Jenny for any more than a minute. She's so annoying. I don't even know how Jim Carrey put up with her for as long as he did. But this is a guy that willingly made Mr. Popper's Penguins  and just bailed on making that Dumb And Dumber sequel so I wouldn't trust his judgement on anything. I'd sooner trust Lindsay Lohan to drive me to work.