David Arquette Is Always Horny.

I knew this was going to happen the minute they announced that $cream 4 was going to be made. I knew David Arquette was going to be a mess all while promoting it. I didn't realize how much of a mess he would be. This might be the only big movie he has coming out ever again, so David is spilling his guts anywhere and everywhere he can. One of his favorite places is on Howard Stern's show. David has been on the show a dozen times since he ssplit with Courteney Cox back in November. You'd think he'd figure out that he's not helping himself any in winning her back.

David was on Howard's show yesterday (presumably to promote $cream 4 but really just to blab about Courtney) where he told Howard how during a recent trip to Disney World all he wanted to do was bang Courteney every second,

"Listen, I tried to f*** her, and she doesn't even want me," he told Stern and his crew. "Oh, that's probably something I shouldn't have said," he added regretfully.

The star (who appears in Scream 4 with Cox) admitted that the family-friendly getaway amidst Mickey Mouse et al got him feeling romantic and hopeful. "This is the happiest place on Earth! Let's make it happier!"

 "I mean, I love her. I love her with all my heart," he explained.

Stern, of course, pressed for details. "How far did you get with her/ Just kiss?" the shock jock asked.

"A little bit. It was like we were eighth graders. Seventh graders."

 Even though Cox rejected him, Arquette took pains to insist that Cox isn't hooking up with Josh Hopkins, 40, (her Cougar Town co-star) despite all appearances to the contrary.

 "We have a really super f***ing honest relationship and [a new romance with Hopkins] would have come up." he told Stern. Of Cox and Hopkins' headline-making St. Barts vacation? "I knew that guy was going with her. That's all open. One hundred percent she's not [sleeping with Hopkins]," he said. "I swear she's not."

Look, I can't blame him there. Disney World Is a great place to try and get it on. Those rides and everything. who doesn't imagine doing it in a tea cup, swirling around at 30 miles an hour. That sounds hot. And then you have all those hot women dressed in Snow White and Little Mermaid Outfits. Oh, My.

Now excuse me while I just head over to Expedia.com to book my Disney World trip.

Via Us Magazine.