Valentina Cervi plays Salome Agrippa on True Blood and I realize this is my second True Blood actress in a row in this category but it's summertime and there isn't a whole lot to watch on TV this time of year except crappy singing shows. Who watches that? And if you do...uh...why?

Since this True Blood I'll bet you're wondering if Valentina gets naked. Why, yes. Yes she does. I'll bet your shocked. I'm not. I am however shocked that today is Lindsay Lohan's 26th birthday and she managed to stay alive to celebrate it. You could knock me over with a feather today regarding that one.